GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
