you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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