What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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