Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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