Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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