thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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