Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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