There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name