I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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