That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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