I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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