did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
