I want to have your abortion
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
