Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm both gender and math confused
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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