So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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