Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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