i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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