what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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