On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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