seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
im holly from the hills drunk
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Randomize
