wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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