Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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