wakey wakey hands off snakey
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
