I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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