Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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