Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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