The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..