She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16