singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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