remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Randomize