Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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