everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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