I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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