I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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