Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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