And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Text me some of your sweat
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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