Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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