I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize