I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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