You work out of a Hotel?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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