I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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