We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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