Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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