we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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