Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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