My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed