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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.

(404): View more from Georgia

I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?

(706): View more from Georgia

Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.

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(706): So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator. (404): I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer? (706): Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out. http://tfl.nu/p10m

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(404): View more from Georgia

Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.

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(404): Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one. http://tfl.nu/q7a8

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen

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(919): I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen http://tfl.nu/2b2i

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(716): View more from New York

fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans

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(716): fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans http://tfl.nu/906w

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(561): View more from Florida

No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south

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(561): No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south http://tfl.nu/5xop

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(606): I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it http://tfl.nu/8mat

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?

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(404): Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night? http://tfl.nu/t0ro

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(469): View more from Texas

Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?

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(469): Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right? http://tfl.nu/axfy

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(912): Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze http://tfl.nu/0gjr

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.

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(910): Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap. http://tfl.nu/jw87

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

You bought MORE?!

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(401): Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier. (1-401): You bought MORE?! http://tfl.nu/bgbr

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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

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(781): I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH http://tfl.nu/y9eb

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(703): View more from Virginia

And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?

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(703): And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother? http://tfl.nu/q108

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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character

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(920): He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character http://tfl.nu/qsh8

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

PS my house is a mess.

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pps I have a rash on my face.

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(403): PS my house is a mess. (403): pps I have a rash on my face. http://tfl.nu/t8vc

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