i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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