He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.