So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.