yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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