Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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