So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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