honey bunches of taint.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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