This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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